{"id":390,"date":"2008-02-24T23:02:51","date_gmt":"2008-02-25T04:02:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.minnesotageek.net\/wordpress\/?p=390"},"modified":"2008-02-24T23:02:51","modified_gmt":"2008-02-25T04:02:51","slug":"i-fell-off-my-ass-and-landed-on-my-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.minnesotageek.net\/wordpress\/?p=390","title":{"rendered":"I fell off my ass, and landed on my ass!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How many people can say that??  I was practicing with Jackie the donkey today out at the farm to get her ready for her big performance at church.  I was on her back and my friend Steve was leading her.  We weren&#8217;t using a saddle or a set of reins.  Everything was going well, and then we both got distracted just as something spooked Jackie.  She jumped, and I lost my balance.  Remember that we were not using a saddle or reins, so I had nothing to grab as I lost my balance.  Two seconds later I landed on the driveway all tangled up in the lead rope.  Oh well.  That&#8217;s what I get for not paying attention.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;Pete<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How many people can say that?? I was practicing with Jackie the donkey today out at the farm to get her ready for her big performance at church. I was on her back and my friend Steve was leading her. We weren&#8217;t using a saddle or a set of reins. Everything was going well, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-390","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animals","category-donkeys"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.minnesotageek.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/390","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.minnesotageek.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.minnesotageek.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.minnesotageek.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.minnesotageek.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=390"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.minnesotageek.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/390\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.minnesotageek.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=390"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.minnesotageek.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=390"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.minnesotageek.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}